me: oh, you're wearing that thing that people are wearing this week.
man: poppy. yes, you'll see them everywhere.
me: yeah, my husband told me. it's some veteran war pin.
man: yes, always listen to your husband.
me: uh, you mean the other way around. always listen to your wife, to have a healthy marriage.
man: how long have you been married?
me: one month.
man: aah, okay, wait....just wait.